RECON REPORTS

 

The Recon officer herein posts the official list of Hammer related WWW sites. This list is accurate as of 02/02/96. An HTMLized version can be found at http://www.io.org/~bauyeun/phpl.cgi?pages/eh.html. If you have (or know of a) Hammer related page that is not listed here, mail me at bauyeun@io.org so it will be included in the next newsletter.

New Hammer Related WWW Pages:

Grand Admiral Ronin's Home Page: (NEW!)

http://members.gnn.com/GARonin/ronin.htm

The Dark Sanctum Home Page: (NEW!)

http://members.gnn.com/RBKugel/drksnctm.htm

Vice Admiral Jac's Home Page: (NEW!)

http://www.iac.net/~megabyte/theindex.html

Shadow Works' Home Page (NEW!)

http://www.angelfire.com/free/shado.html

Shadow Works' Labs (NEW!)

http://www.voicenet.com/~shekinah/eh/shadow.htm

General Blake's Home Page (Not Hammer-related, but he is a member) (NEW!)

http://www.interlog.com/~bcrosby/tiecd/tiecd.html

BG Klip's (Delta Squadron's) Home Page: (NEW!)

http://members.gnn.com/gnklip/opening.html

BG Klip's (and Delta Squadron's) OTHER Home Page (NEW!)

http://members.aol.com/tdpbbs/deltapage/delta.html

Omega Squadron's (NOT the CIS club) Home Page (NEW!)

http://www.angelfire.com/free/omega2.html

Existing Emperor's Hammer Sites:

Doomsday's Emperor's Hammer site:

http://www.io.org/~bauyeun/phpl.cgi?pages/eh.html

Emperor's Hammer Main WWW site:

http://homepage.interaccess.com/~csphil/hamm.html

The Dark Brotherhood's Home Page:

http://www.interport.net/~blundy/jedi/

The Hammer's Fist Home Page:

http://www.world.net/~jaseod/stormtrooper/stormtrooperhq.htm

The Corporate Division Home Page:

http://users.aol.com/md128m/eh/corp.html

General Ace's Home Page:

http://www.ozemail.com.au/~beard/Dark_Side.html

ISD Vanguard/Wing IV Home Page:

http://www.ozemail.com.au/~beard/ISD_Vanguard_Home_Page.html

Lt. General Crona's Home Page:

http://www.geopages.com/Hollywood/2184

SSD Avenger Home Page:

http://homepage.interaccess.com/~csphil/avenger.html

The Officer's Lounge:

http://members.gnn.com/winter/www/main.htm

The Crona Imperial Technologies Homepage:

http://www.geopages.com/Hollywood/2185/crona_it.html

ISD Challenge's Construction Center:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2185/index.html

LG Darkstar's Home page:

http://www.cei.net/~darkjedi/

General Khyron's (AND Asp Squadron's) Home Page:

http://www.aa.psu.edu/stupages/mvs108/html/mvs108.htm

GN Sydar's (Another Asp Squadron) Page:

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/1171/

Grey Sabre's (Beta Squadron's) Home Page:

http://members.gnn.com/greysabre/home.html

Cobra Squadron's Homepage:

http://www.geopages.com/hollywood/2184/cobra.html

Dragon Squadron's Homepage:

http://www.geopages.com/Hollywood/2184/dragon.html

BG Zlatan's (Inferno Squadron's) Home Page:

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/zlatan/

Iota Squadron's Home Page:

http://users.aol.com/tiewedge/www/iota.htm

Psi Squadron's Home Page:

http://homepage.interaccess.com/~csphil/psihome.html

Python Squadron's Home page:

http://kcyb.com/users/nexus/python.htm

Raven Squadron's Home Page:

http://users.aol.com/tiewedge/www/raven.htm

Sigma Squadron's Home Page:

http://members.aol.com/md128m/eh/sigma.html

Viper Squadron's Home Page:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ecem/eh.html

Vulture Squadron's Home Page:

http://members.aol.com/md128m/eh/vulture.html

Sights and Sounds from the Internet:

The Star Wars Humor Page:

Maintained by: Jim Fisher (killando@epix.net)

URL: http://www.epix.net/~killando/

A hilarious page that contains tons of Star Wars related material including top-ten lists, parodies, songs, and various other funny texts. Here is an excerpt:

JUST A FEW OF THE REASONS WHY STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE:

1. In real life, people drive "the Pacer", "the Pinto", an"the Station Wagon" In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder Bikes", "X-wing fighters", and "the Millenium Falcon."

2. In real life, bar fights with strange looking people are often looked at as bad and sinful;

In Star Wars, bar fights with strange looking creatures is heroic and the way of the just Jedi Knight.

3. In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called crazy; In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called galactic ambassadors.

4. In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are considered tacky and queer; In Star Wars, they're called "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.

5. In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors, toilet paper runs out, and people get diarrhea; In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.

6. In real life, tall hairy, humanlike creatures are rarely seen by backwoods alcoholics, and are named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot" and "Sasquatch";

In Star Wars, tall hairy humanlike creatures are called Wookiees, and have their own language, planet, social structure, and carry formidable weaponry

7. In real life, people must deal with the problems of children; In Star Wars, children do not exist.

8. In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of others, such as 7-11 employees, fast food window operators, and college profs.;

In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language barriers.

9. In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society;

In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy, and has his own sail barge, lounge room, and scantily clad female dancers to keep him occupied--he is envied by all.

10. In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things like operating can openers, programming VCRs, and playing Nintendo; In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.

11. In real life, some people are complete losers; In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.

12. In real life, people sometimes smell; In Star Wars, people are never "ripe", and yet they need not shower.

 

The Dark Forces Homepage:

Maintained by: Tola Dalton (tdalton@got.net)

URL: http://www.3dg.com/DarkForces

A must see for Dark Forces enthusiasts. This page has EVERYTHING a Dark Forces fan could ever want. Home made missions, patches, editors, sound clips, screenshots, etc, etc...you name it, they've got it. Be sure to check out the patches area...there's a cool patch that changes all the music in DF to the tacky theme from "Sam and Max hit the road," as well as a patch that lets you BECOME Boba Fett...Two thumbs up!

The Sabacc Page:

Maintained by: Dave Sanborn (dasanbor@mailbox.syr.edu)

URL: http://gamera.syr.edu/sabacc/

For those of you who don't already know, Sabacc is the Star Wars Universe equivalent to Poker...it is played everywhere, and there are several variations on the rules. You can play an online game of Sabacc (thanks to a cgi script), check out the various rules and FAQs, and of course, you can get the latest copy of Sabacc for Windows here.

The TMB Homepage:

Maintained by: Sterling Moses (smoses@indirect.com)

URL: http://www.indirect.com/www/smoses/tmb.html

This is the official home page for TIE Mission Builder, the highly popular and widely used utility for editing TIE Missions. The latest news on TMB, various help texts, as well as the latest versions of TIE Mission Builder and BSL For Windows

The Star Wars Planet Guide:

Maintained by: Dan Wallace (otterpop1@aol.com) and Jim Fisher (70162.3104@compuserve.com)

URL: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jedi/

This is the HTMLized version of the Star Wars planet guide, that was issued to the fleet several newsletters ago.

Special thanks to BG Savage (bachmanm@ziavms.enmu.edu) for sending me some of these links.