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whatever you do don't talk to that jawa

Written by: Amar Yamato and posted on: Apr 9, 2008

on an (obviously) hot summers day on tatooine late in the clone wars i noticed a jawa in a cantina. this was no ordinary jawa...it was an EVIL JAWA. i knew i had to do someting i was a jedi at that time so i jumped at the red eyed beast but little did i know that he had electrum plated claws so my silver shoto did nothing against the strange creature a twenty minute long battle was fought between us during which he killed 3 hutts 2 rodians and a human oh yes and a whomp rat tables were knocked over and the bartender was injured but in the end the jawa died but as i was celebrating a hut slithered in and yelled in huttese JEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRICELESS EVIL JAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and at that i ran and left the planet for corusaunt ever sence then if i see a gamorean guard they try to kill me...so whatever you do don't talk to that jawa.

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