On March 28th, the TAC is due to release TAC Office report #300. There is however one small problem: The special report template for this historical occasion has disappeared, and the TAC suspects theft.
Your job is to create a fiction with this subject matter. Your fiction does not necessarily have to involve retrieving of the template. Go wild!
The TAC will judge all submissions, best 2 will receive a shiny.
Cr-D/R
Competition runtime starts on the first day at 00:00:01 UTC, and ends on the last day at 23:59:59 UTC.