This report was submitted by COL Pickled Yoda
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where oh where can the Wing XIII Report be? Undercover reporters were able to get the following comments from various celebrities.
| "I did not have a sexual relationship with that report" |
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"We believe that the report is harbouring weapons of mass destruction and we are going in there to liberate the characters and punctuation, who have been repressed by the evil dictator."
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'Where the hell is my Wing Commander and his report?"
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"The report will be with you, always"
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"Then, only then, a report will you be"
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons ain't a match for a good report by your side"
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"Master Yoda...is the report stronger?"
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| "Green is the colour of reports, and pink is for ULTIMATE MISSION CREATION WARRIOR" |
| "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the report" |
Seriously, folks, I'm sick and this is a fill in report. I thought I'd be well enough to actually do a proper report, but I'm not.
Getting better, I think :P
Is this the fleet's first pink report?
P.S. Win a cookie if you can work out who those quotes are from.
Yods.
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