ISD Grey Wolf Report #23 - 10.12.01
Pilot's Lounge
"The Farce will be with you... Always."
Admiral Drakeson closed in on Janson.
Janson fired his laser, and it looked like a direct hit, but the next second, the enemy fighter could not be seen.
"Haha! Nice try, Janson!" Drakeson said.
The image of a cloak figured loomed over Janson.
"Use the Farce, Janson!"
"Of course!"
Janson turned on his ComLink, and said to Drakeson, "You can't hit the broad side of a barn!" Drakeson's eyes opened wide, "I can't!? Oh no!"
In the moment of hesitation, Janson fired and crippled Drakeson's craft.
He didn't destroy it, however, because Drakeson is needed again in future fictions.
"The Farce will be with you... Always." the voice said.
"Okay," Janson said, "All I need is some evidence and I can get out of here."
Janson landed on the Rebel Ship and headed towards a female on in the docking bay.
"Tell you what, Fleet Admiral Royale... How about this large bushel of money mysteriously falls into your hands, and I get documents proving that the ISD Lollipop is a false ship in my hand."
Royale's eyes lit up, "Done, done and done!"
Admiral Cyric looked into his ComLink, "All right, it looks like the Flagship of the ASF will be the ISD Loll-"
"Wait!" Janson said, handing him a datapad.
Cyric paused and read it, "Hmm... It appears that the ISD Lollipop is in fact, just the M/FRG Phoenix with some cardboard on it to make it look like an ISD! With that in mind... The ISD Grey Wolf will be the next ASF Flagship!"
And there was much rejoicing.
Wing XIII Monastery
Is it just me, or is "Homeland Security Officer" rather silly?
This just goes to support my theory that position titles seem to get sillier as time goes on.
Janitor is now "Sanatation Engineer".
Car Salesmen are "Retail Advisors".
Brucmack is an "Arse Admiral". :P
The list goes on... Some day it will no doubt effect the TIE Corps, whereby the various positions on the Grey Wolf in the EH will get new titles:
Commodore - "Punching Bag"
Wing Commander - "Person Whom Processes Various Requests"
Squadron Commander - "Squadron Management Advisor"
Flight Leader - "Squadron Management Assistant/Activity Emulator"
Flight Member - "Class I Activity Emulator"
Anyways, I'll be off enjoying my new title, "Humor Consultant". Cya next week!
News
ASF:SC III
"We did it!"
As I mentioned in my brief report last week, we, well, there is no other terminology to better describe it, kicked arse in ASF:SC III. :P
This Wing exceeded my expectations and got an amazing amount of points. Once again, well done, everyone!
MSE medals will be reviewed by the BGCOM and myself, and sent out to reward the efforts of our fine pilots.
Other announces like COM's Protector will come shortly as well.
AD Cyric on Leave
AD Cyric sent the following comments relating to his leave:
"I will be taking a short leave from Wed. OCT 10 thru Sunday Oct 14. Please make a note of this. If there are any major problems and they absolutely can not wait until my return please direct them to Khadgar or Pri :p Thanks"
As mentioned, you are free to discuss BGCOM related matters with me while Cyric is away.
Wing XIII pilot makes Combat Operations Officer!
Yes, formerly LCM, now RA Brucmack was chosen as the new Combat Operations Officer!
I've known Brucmack for awhile, and I think that he is well suited for this position.
Best of luck and Congratulations on your new position!
Brucmack also decided to put out a new campaign to encourage Multiplayer partcipation. It is a banner containing the phrase "If you don't want this person to win, stay in practice," and a picture of VA Khadgar displayed on it. Sounds quite effective! :P
Commodore's Office
I was on a leave, which really wasn't a full leave, since it lasted less than two days. So, I shall call it *holds pinky up to mouth* Mini-Leave!
Anyways, after "Mini-Leave", I'm busy, but I hope to get my pending E-Mails cleared up soon. Also, I need to get some Competition things and COM's Protector stuff cleared up, so you should see some stuff from me soon.
Before I call it a day and end my babble, I need to comment on something.
Some of you may have noticed that certain officers were taken off of our roster this week.
This is due to a decision by the Grey Wolf Flag Staff not to tolerate massive CoC violations, immense arrogance, immense greed and Wing XIII's reputation being tarnished. I'd like to thank everyone for the support they've given us on this matter, it really means a lot!
War Room
For information on weekly multiplayer competitions, visit the Combat Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/combat/)
For single player battles, visit the Battle Center. (http://www.tiecorps.org/battles/)
For information on special competitions, visit the TO Competition Office. (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps.asp)
Picture of the Week
Part of a new Combat Operations Office campaign to promote Multiplayer. :P
Note: This is actually just a joke, but it's something which Brucmack could seriously consider. :P
ISD Grey Wolf
Flag Officers - 2
Vortex - 9
Phoenix - 11
Crusader - 11
Odin - 10
Tartarus - 10
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 60
Respectfully Submitted,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
ISD Grey Wolf Commodore
COM/VA Khadgar/ISD Grey Wolf
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