IO Report # 84 (2003-03-28)

This report was submitted by FA Ari

March 28 , 2003

Internet Office News

IOAs CyberGuy and Jam3z were removed from the IOA positions this week due to lack of activity within the office. This means that there are no more active IO Assistants. Which means that I will be organizing a massive restructure of the office now. I know I previously stated that I wouldn't be taking applications for IOA but rather personally inviting people, but due to the complete restructure which is to take place, I will in fact accept applications from anyone interested in the position. I will hire 2-4 IOAs, depending on the quality of applicants. So without further adue, here are the qualifications necessary for IOA applicants:

  • Minimum rank of LCM, must have been in the EH at least 6 months
  • Must be committed to working on an elite staff of web developers
  • Must be creative and innovative when coming up with project ideas
  • Must have initiative, not just to ask for work, but to come up with your own projects.
  • Must be skilled in at least one of the following areas: PHP development, or art & website layout/design development (as well as HTML skills)
  • You may include up to two references.
  • You must include at least one example of your work in your application.
  • Applicants should be willing to work with the best, on some highly important (and sometimes classified) projects, but of course, all IOAs are well rewarded with particularly shiny medals as well as various other goodies along the way.

Please send your applications to and Any questions should be addressed to FA Ari or AD Leeson.

A non-EHer has made me aware of several large bugs in Sabacc Online 2.3. This weekend, I will be working to correct those. Hopefully version 2.4 will be ready next week.

Work progresses on the EH redesign, albeit slower than expected due to lack of activity in the Internet Office, as well as waiting for Keldorn to send Leeson some stuff.

Emperor's Hammer: Site of the Week

This week's SOTW is the new Imperial University site at Congrats go to Xura Verr ( on his 4 star site!

Internet Office Links

Internet Office Poll

What should be done about Iraq?

  • Continue current military action
  • Pull out
  • Intensify attacks
  • Continue, but with less force
  • Don't know/don't care


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